- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

knock knock There's no door

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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