What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

An anti-joke

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

knock knock... ...no answer

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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