- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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