- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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