- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What moos like a cow? Another cow

irish man drinking john smiths

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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