what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Sloths

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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