- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Hail Hitler

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I have cancer. And you're next.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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