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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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