Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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ejaculation JLR

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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