Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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