What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Ol-ive

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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