- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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