What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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