Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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