Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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