what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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