- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

hers a joke... japanese people

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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