What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Neither did she.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How high is the sky? True or False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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