- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

hashtags suck balls

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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