what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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