- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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