- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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