A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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