- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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