I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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bite me

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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