- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What? Huh?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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