why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Jeff

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What black and has children A black man

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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