- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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