- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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