Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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