- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What stops a train? A missile

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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