- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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