- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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