- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!