- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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