- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

your skull would make a nice pen holder

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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