aodhan hearty

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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9/11

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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