- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?