- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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