an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

You just read this ..

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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