- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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