What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Bob Saget that is all

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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