What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Burp

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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WNBA

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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you will like this because i am black.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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