- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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