why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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bologna

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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wenis

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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