How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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haha

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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I'm hungry.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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are you gay does your mom know

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Anti Joke

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