- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Fat people

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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