A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Ehh

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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