- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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