- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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