- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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