- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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