Mooses

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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