Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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