roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock knock

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Penis

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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