why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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