A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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