- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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