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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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