- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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