- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Equal rights!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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