- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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