Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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