- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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