- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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