- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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