- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your Mom The End.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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