- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

i hate non minorities!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??