- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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