women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

noah is a scrub jungle

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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