- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

a black guy walks into a black bar

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