- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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