- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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