- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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