My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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