- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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