- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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