Heskey time.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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