yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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you will like this because i am black.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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