- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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