- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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