- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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