- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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