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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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