knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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