What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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