If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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