Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

human centipede

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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