- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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