what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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