- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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