- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Knock, Knock Come in

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Okay, after this one then...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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