- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

hi michael

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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