- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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