- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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wanna here a joke? you.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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