- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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