I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Tim likes girls

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Nobody cares maddie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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