- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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