1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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