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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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