- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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