Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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You were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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