- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

where's mom I killed her

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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